February 2012
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth ok
me: *gums start bleeding
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
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Anonymous asked: 12
marry-me-naya:
Sometimes I weep because of the colossal lost opportunities with glee storylines
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paraplegicpenguin:
hot and dangerous
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andersandhisgoddamnnose:
dear subway,
i was going to write this letter without any profanity but i literally cannot do it because i am fucking blown away
seriously, how the fuck do you get your cookies to be so perfect? i don’t even get it. i mean i’ve been cooking for the greater part of my 21 years and i have never made a batch of cookies as perfect as yours (i’m not a pastry chef, but i...
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When people put quotes that have nothing to do...
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alliseeisbrittana:
pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play...
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Couple of things to clear up in the Puck/Dave/Kurt...
gleecritic:
1) I’m not denying or ignoring Puck’s redemption or the fact that he’s changed for the better, he has - He’s reformed, he’s not the same bully he used to be, and now he’s very much Kurt’s friend and sometimes defender, he is, I wasn’t attempting to deny, ignore or state otherwise.
2) Yes, Karofsky bullied Kurt in season 1 (their sophomore year), but in season 1 his main target was...
descamisados:
meryl streep could probably win an oscar for putting up a cinnamon challenge video on youtube
the-final-horcrux:
A silent film just won an Oscar
in the 21st century
guys
guys
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So I was looking through the Darren Google+ and it...
beccabooface:
So I obviously click, and find this;
And this
And this
And this
AND FUCKING THIS
AND THE ASK BOX IS CLOSED.
HOLY FUCK.
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
ivanoooze:
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
OMGDSJFKASKJ
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